Tommy: Wait a minute here.... are you jealous?
Darren: Me? *snorts and sips his wine* My dear Thomas, I do not get jealous
Tommy: Oh come on *shuffles over to the bar* You're jealous~ Steve's been gone for two years in the service and the first person he goes to see is Laura.. you've got to be at least a little jealous~
Darren: For the last time, Tommy, I do not get- *hisses and crushes his wine glass* GET YOUR HANDS OFF HIM YOU WOOLLY MAMMOTH! D8<
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Darren: I miss Steve already... I'm not used to seeing hot pockets in the freezer the day after I buy them
Sweet Like a Cherry ch.2 by KradsLover, literature
Literature
Sweet Like a Cherry ch.2
Alex pulled Cherry into their dorm room and shut the door behind them. The crossdresser looked at the red headed girl in disbelief. "Explain." was all he was able to say. He was shocked that someone had found him out!
Cherry seemed unphazed about the whole ordeal. She crossed her arms, thinking for a moment. "Hm.. How can I tell that you're a boy... Good question." she said. "Well it was really a 'that's a boy' thought. Women's intuition you could call it. But what really let me know was the shape of your face." she said, outlining Alex's jaw with her fingers. "Your jaw is a tad to broad to be a girl's. True you can pass off as a
Carl: Mr. President, I am asking you to treat me as an equal citizen as God treats us as equal children. And if you tell me no, then I swear, I will say "fuck this country" and I'm moving to Canada where they HAVE gay marriage and their maple syrup isn't flooded with corn syrup! D8<
Anthony:
Itd been six months since weve been engaged, Steve and I. Dreaming of our future wedding and romantic honeymoon in the soft hills of Sweden, dusted with snowdrift, where Steves grandfather had run during the years of mourning after world war two. Ten years weve been dating, since the confusing years of eighth grade, where the word gay had begun to make its way into slang terms as a common meaning to the word stupid. Ten years weve been dating, through the harsh-felt harassment endured constantly in high school as freshman and sophomores. Ten years weve been dating, striding the coll
DS- Be my Irish Valentine by Jack-Lilac458, literature
Literature
DS- Be my Irish Valentine
A swagger to his walk
and a sway to his stand
one could say Steven
came in no other brand
Of coffee or tea
or whiskey or meed
or perhaps the crab apples
under the tree.
His hair was a brown
His eyes a soft green
His freckles a-many
His complexion somehow obscene
Surprisingly modest
With a soft, quiet voice
His humor, amusing
To the vulgar sort of choice.
His tolerance was low
His spirits quite high
Raising his glass
He said towards the sky
I thank thy Lord
For letting me live
This horrible life
Without touching that shiv
For letting me meet
This beautiful man
I'd have died if not
for meeting than
And he
The alarm was buzzing at 6:00 a.m. I reached over hitting the snooze and pushing off the fleece blankets that covered my legs. The sun began to rise over the horizon, giving the dull sky a light orange glow. I slowly slid my feet out from the remains of the covers and placed my feet on the icy, tile floor. I shivered at the cold touch but, soon ignored it and stood up.
A faint knocking came from my door as i finished getting dressed. "Who is it?" I asked curious to who would be up at this time in the morning.
"Its Ace. Can i come in?" I walked to the door and opened it slowly asking, "Wh
A good old laugh at a moron by Aon-of-eons, literature
Literature
A good old laugh at a moron
Reminder this has happened and the people involved are the real people that this happened to, now lets read about a moron who doesn't get the hint to leave others alone.
Prettybaby695: the farthest we went was ALOT of making out on her bed. she ussually was over me but MAN was she a good kisser. ]
chikobowow: Nice. }
Prettybaby695: oh ya you wouldnt really care about that huh?
]
chikobowow: I don't...not care...I guess. lol. }
Prettybaby695: i dont not care. doesnt that mean that you care
?]
exactly...}
chikobowow: stop talking about that type of subject please to her]
Aon-of-eons: why? is she like yer gf or something and yur gettin
wats up guys??
well dA is very addicting and i now get on evry day or every other day.
2day i was very bored cuz we had bad weather and did not go 2 skool.
but i could not get on till late cuz the comp was being used.
hope to c u soon!!
♥Cindy
hey...
so i won't be on very much anymore
maybe only once every 4 months
so...
i guess i won't talk to anyone
if i'm not on that much
later
♥Cindy
Who knows me best? the race is on......this is funny. YOU fill in the blanks about ME ... even if you don't have any idea....and send it back to ME (via reply). But first post a blank one out to all your friends so they can return the favor to you. Be honest and make sure you repost it blank so I can do it for you! Have fun with it!
My name:
Summarize me in three words:
Where did we meet:
Take a stab at my middle name:
How long have you known me:
When is the last time that we saw each other:
Do I drink:
Do I smoke:
Am I happy:
Am I a good person:
What was your first impression of upon meeting me/seeing me:
Am I funny:
How do i ma